It's 2257 hours

Paddle Pop, WOW!!

Paddle Pop, YEAHHH!!

Superduper yummy!!

happy clappy moments

For me to remember :)

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

I sometimes wish I could articulate my thoughts better.

Especially thoughts which bug me a whole lot.

:(

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

I wanted to blog..

then again..

blah..

And she turns 16

My sister had her 16th birthday bash.

Banana boat rides and jet skis. BBQ dinner. Bon fire. A whole stage set up with drums, electric guitar & bass guitar.

I didn't have a sweet 16.

Lucky her.










I think I'm gonna make my 25th birthday bash bigger than hers.

:)

To all, to each, a fair goodnight, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light

I am beginning to appreciate stout better these days. Thanks to the guys who always make me gobble them down. Tonight I didn't do that and I kinda liked it. :)

People aren't always who you think they are. Not after over a few mugs of stout. And I don't mean it in a bad way.

Work's being a bitch at the mo.

Like seriously. Can't people just give me a break?!

*rolls eyes*

The weather's been blah. It's scorching hot at one time, and it's raining onions and pickles the next. It's crazy.

Matters of the heart. Complicated shit. Makes me wonder, why must it be that way? Have listened to a handful of stories. Some are really heartbreaking it makes me cry (yesssss all of u by now should know how emo I can get). Some just make me go.. "aawwwwwwwwww"

Such is what you call love. :)

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

It's lunch time, Mika is playing on iTunes and I'm bored.

Mika songs are supposedly my happyclappy songs.

Doesn't seem to be working today.

I'm still coughing my lungs out. I guess the every week dose of beer didn't help, which explains the coughing for the past month. (duh)

Weather's so hot, incredibly hot it irritates me. A lot.

I could do a beer now.

Wait. What? No, I didn't say that.

Unsent letters

Hey you.

Just so you know.

But I guess, you'll never know.

In the middle of nowhere at three something in the morning..

Never dare a person who's had 5 bottles of Carlsberg to walk home from the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.

Never get out of the car in the middle of no where at 3 something in the morning.

Never reverse a car from a traffic light back 50 meters and make a whole turn in a housing area in the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.

Never pick up the person who got off the car in the middle of no where at 3 something in the morning.

All the above will just lead to police stopping you in the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.

Always remember what you've given the coppers.

Always remember if you've taken back whatever you've given the coppers.

Always remember where you've put whatever you've given and taken back from the coppers.

Not remembering the above will just lead to stopping the car in the middle of nowhere AGAIN with everyone ransacking the whole car, with the SAME police car to stop AGAIN and check what's going on with you, and may I repeat; in the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.

I love it when it rains..

I love the cold weather.

I really do.

:)

the way to hump a cow is not

the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool

to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool

to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull

to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows

- ee cummings

I think this dead guy is brilliant! Everyone should read his stuff :)