In the middle of nowhere at three something in the morning..

Never dare a person who's had 5 bottles of Carlsberg to walk home from the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.

Never get out of the car in the middle of no where at 3 something in the morning.

Never reverse a car from a traffic light back 50 meters and make a whole turn in a housing area in the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.

Never pick up the person who got off the car in the middle of no where at 3 something in the morning.

All the above will just lead to police stopping you in the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.

Always remember what you've given the coppers.

Always remember if you've taken back whatever you've given the coppers.

Always remember where you've put whatever you've given and taken back from the coppers.

Not remembering the above will just lead to stopping the car in the middle of nowhere AGAIN with everyone ransacking the whole car, with the SAME police car to stop AGAIN and check what's going on with you, and may I repeat; in the middle of nowhere at 3 something in the morning.