of melons and sandwiches

*beep beep* *beep beep*

*opens inbox*

*reads*

I will bring watermelon and sandwiches 2nite.
Sender:
+6012-someone-i-dono

*lol*
The funny smses I get. And just yesterday..

AWAK SIAPAAAAA?!! JANGANLA GITUUUUUUU!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!
Sender:
+6016-some-saiko-i-dono

Blaaahhhkzzzzz!