one teaspoon of mayo?!

Received an sms from a friend and I converted it into picture format *grins*

Able to translate it? If not, here's the original message:

Research shows men are fatter than women becoz every nite men get fresh milk & 2 BIG papayas, while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 teaspoon of mayonnaise!

*lol* I was lafing like crazy when I read the sms. And I was teasing him (sender of sms) that he only produces ONE TEASPOON OF MAYO?!! *rotflmao*

Was chatting with [someone] and I asked him:
:: m i d z :: says: eh ask u something
:: m i d z :: says: can?
[someone] says: oie
[someone] says: shoot
:: m i d z :: says: when guys cum rite? got one teaspoon ka? or more?
[someone] says: teaspoon ar?
[someone] says: surely more la
:: m i d z :: says: rite.. hahahaha
:: m i d z :: says: 2 tablespoons?
[someone] says: maybe around tat la
:: m i d z :: says: fuyoh!
:: m i d z :: says: hahahaha
[someone] says: eh....less than tat la
[someone] says: 2 tablespoon and less la

akakakakaka! SO FUNNY! That [someone]'s identity is protected coz don want him to feel shy! *grins*

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MY WEEK
.. SUPER BZ!!

.. Presentation on Thursday was not bad, tho my BM super karat.

.. Test on Friday was so-so. Did my assignment, makan dinner with Stella, Starbucks at KLCC after that. Did sommore assignment when I got back.

.. Replacement class today. Went for lunch with classmates at Pizza. Came back did assignment, zzz, assignment, makan with Alex, assignment, movie, blog.

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